petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
this post is out of control
Not that anyone is..
But I torrented a movie to my phone last week, and it ran my data up.. obviously.. so it’s WiFi or no Tumblr.. or anything else other than Facebook and Twitter because of the way my phone plan is.
It sucks. But my life isn’t that interesting anyways.
The only current event is the fact that I’m freaking out because I haven’t had sex in like two weeks, and I’m probably gonna rip someone’s head off at school today because of that and the fact that I didn’t sleep yet, and I have school in like three hours.
I took a 7 week coast to coast road trip after being laid off from Boeing. I didn’t have a camper but realized that being able to pull off the road at a rest or truck stop was the way to go to make the trip affordable. With a few sheets of 1/2” plywood and misc. hardware this is what I came up with. The effort was well worth the time and materials.
And Scottie was about to light a cigarette.
And I was like “No! Bad Scottie!”
And I looked around, and I picked up a nearby Windex bottle.
And I sqirted it at him.
Little did I know, there’s alcohol in Windex.
And he’s like, “If I can’t start my car, I lose my job.”
And I feel so fucking bad. But I’m laughing, because it’s dumb as fuck.
But I feel horrible. But like, I wasn’t trying to get him drunk or anything.
God damn breathalyzer.
And now my boyfriend works in his/his parents’ pizza shop.
And when my mom had her shop she was super good friends with his parents…
Let face it… I just took a toke, and that idea began to manifest, but it never really took on a proper form… I think I had a point 30 seconds ago though.